X Marks The Spot! — I was reading an article by the hilarious Laurel B. Miller this morning. It was about how she attempted to get lasers shot at her cooter to remove those pesky pubic hairs with a Groupon. What is it with everyone and lasers? Is it just standard to use lasers for…

The Rusty Shackleford Story I’m using a blogging prompt from the publication “Bloggers Ink” by Just Jaz 🏳️‍🌈 here on Medium. For the first part, I’m supposed to say my name and use five words to describe myself. Here it goes! I’m Rusty Hey all, my name is Rusty. Well, technically that’s…

Is It Possible? — The last time I was into playing games on a PC was in the late-‘90s. You remember those days, don’t you? The golden age of Windows 98, dial-up, Roller Coaster Tycoon, and Yahoo Messenger. It was my first intro to games that weren’t Pokemon Gold on my Atomic Purple Gameboy…

Dealing With Ignorant, Close-Minded Individuals — Writing on a digital platform allows you to learn a lot about other cultures and races that you might not have known before. You could write an article in America and someone from India could read it and leave a comment showing you a different perspective. …

Traversing The Wild West Of Words — The sun set slowly overhead. He could hear the labored breaths of his horse as he approached the Outlaw hideout. Rusty’s horse needed a drink and a long rest. Rusty needed some coffee and hard tack to refuel after a long day of breakin’ the law. He had heard tales…

What Qualifies As Crossing That Invisible Line? — I’ve written a lot of risky stuff since I first started writing on Medium. In fact, most of my humor pieces belong in a Medium section designated to NSFW-type material like this article I wrote about pubes. I also follow other writers that have the same kind of humor I…

Finding My Intellectual Partners In Crime — It might shock you that I don’t really have any regular friends in real life except my fiancé. She’s my best friend. Why? I’m not sure. Maybe it’s my redneck demeanor or my “I don’t give a fuck” attitude. Maybe it’s because I make people feel stupid by looking like…

Why Self-Sufficiency Is Super Important — If you watched television in the last few years I’m sure you will remember the hit show on the Discovery Channel called “Doomsday Preppers”. I remember watching it the first time and thinking “Man, some of these people are nuts.” There was one family that I found hilarious. It was…

A This or That Writing Challenge — I was nominated by Brett Jenae Tomlin to participate in her new BJ ToT Challenge for New Years. That means another contest for me to attempt to win. Look out JD Nealey, I’m coming for that title. If you haven’t participated or know how a This or That Challenge works…