With Great Power Cums Great Responsibility — Well, Our commander and queef Stony Tubblebine has done it again. This time he’s used his power and god complex to allow the editors of mystery publications to Boost writer’s blogs. I won’t put words (or dicks) in his mouth, you can read about it here. A new Boost for top stories Suggested by our community, confirmed by humans, delivered by robotsblog.medium.com

Server That is, For Bouncin’ And Behavin’ Writing Staff — I’ve done something…. interesting. What started as an idea has turned into something truly badass. Imagine if Medium had a chatroom where we could all communicate faster than leaving comments and we could share ideas with other creatives. Just call me the Steve Jobs of Medium because Jason Provencio and…

X Marks The Spot! — I was reading an article by the hilarious Laurel B. Miller this morning. It was about how she attempted to get lasers shot at her cooter to remove those pesky pubic hairs with a Groupon. What is it with everyone and lasers? Is it just standard to use lasers for…

The Rusty Shackleford Story I’m using a blogging prompt from the publication “Bloggers Ink” by Just Jaz 🏳️‍🌈 here on Medium. For the first part, I’m supposed to say my name and use five words to describe myself. Here it goes! I’m Rusty Hey all, my name is Rusty. Well, technically that’s…

Why I’m Annoyed By Articles That Tag A Bunch Of Writers — The other morning I woke up from my weed-induced slumber. I managed to drag myself out of bed and start my day. I got the coffee started and sat down to read some of my Medium notifications. Oh, look! I was tagged in something! Let’s play a fucked up game…

The Uncensored Edition: Fucks Are Frequent — Ah, The Holy Bible. One of my favorite fairy tales of all time. Gather round’ my children because I have the most recent edition of the bible to date, written by yours truly. The first few versions were censored, they removed all the fun parts. Worst of all, they removed…

I Also Love Not Being A Judgemental Twat — Wow, I haven’t written in a while. That’s okay, I’ve been pretty busy. I would actually be writing an article about my latest PC build, but I’ve been moved to write a more controversial article. One about Cancel Culture actually. I’m A Potterhead

Is It Possible? — The last time I was into playing games on a PC was in the late-‘90s. You remember those days, don’t you? The golden age of Windows 98, dial-up, Roller Coaster Tycoon, and Yahoo Messenger. It was my first intro to games that weren’t Pokemon Gold on my Atomic Purple Gameboy…

Dealing With Ignorant, Close-Minded Individuals — Writing on a digital platform allows you to learn a lot about other cultures and races that you might not have known before. You could write an article in America and someone from India could read it and leave a comment showing you a different perspective. …